Saturday, December 11, 2004

Nazi hunter? Where do I sign up?

At what point does one have the right to be called Nazi hunter? Is there an apprenticeship period? Does the Nazi hunter have any special weapons, like the vampire hunter equipped with wooden stake, mallet, holy water, large cross, mirror and garlic?

What does the Nazi hunter write on his resume?

Nazi Hunter (1976-present). Located and apprehended more than 13 former Nazis, managed computer database of Nazis on the loose, and oversaw staff of four. Strong computer skills.


Is there a standard line the Nazi hunter utters when he has made the "kill"?

Does the Nazi hunter spend a lot of time in nursing homes looking for former Nazis? If so, how does he stand the smell?

Does the Nazi hunter have a trophy room at home with photographs of the Nazis he captured hanging on the wall? If so, are they recent photos of the Nazi in question or taken during the Nazi's glory years?

Where does the Nazi hunter rank in the hierarchy of hunters? In a battle royale of hunters (see list below of hunters a friend and I came up with) how would the Nazi hunter come out?

Vampire hunter
Shark hunter
Bounty hunter
Booty hunter
Werewolf hunter
Treasure hunter
Kraven the Hunter
Holly Hunter (Lame joke. I know.)