Sunday, May 30, 2004

The secret of Appel's success

Israeli businessman David Appel, who is accused of bribing the prime minister, reveals to Haaretz the secret of his success:

"So obviously I see all the metaphysical forces now. I recognize them and know how they work. And this puts me in possession of a billion times more information than you have. I understand how this world operates. I know exactly how every single thing operates. There is no question to which I do not have an answer. And so my ability is exponentially greater. My ability to receive information is unlimited. There is nothing in the universe that I cannot comprehend. Including the secret of matter. There is nothing in the universe whose content and structure I don't know."